At first I didn’t get the whole ScarJo thing. They were always saying:
- “She has enormously incredible boobs”- WHATEVER, welcome to Hollywood!
- “She was amazing in Lost in Translation”- WHATEVER, she’s an actress, she’s supposed to be good!
- “She has a sexxxxpot voice that belies her young age”- ummmm, I’m not even gonna respond to that…
And then I saw Vicky, Cristina, Barcelona…
Between her and Penelope, I somehow made it out of that movie theater still liking men, but boy o boy did I get the whole ScarJo thing.
- The lips
- The hair
- The BOMBSHELL bod
- The voice (I know, I know…I’m ridiculous)
- That confidence and sex appeal that literally drips off the screen onto your popcorn and Sour Patch kids.
Ok, so now I sound like them, but check out the photos below and tell me I’m wrong:
So as not too lose allllllllllllllllllllll of my street cred, I still can’t stand her pigeon-toed stance…girl, no!
*images for Vogue China via fashiongonerogue*